Travel Blog - DC

Dear diary, what an adventure. I was hoping that my woes would subside when I got off my first flight full of screaming babies, seriously, 3 or 4 of them. Non stop! I saw more unwanted boobs and baby butts than I could have imagined. What happened to modesty? I mean, come on mothers! Keep a little class... Then luck would have it, I had a near miss on my connecting flight. I had to haul ass to my gate and when I settled into my seat, I noticed one of the families from the previous flight. How the hell did they make it to the gate in time?! And of course their baby cried the entire flight as their toddler ran up and down the isle. I actually found myself wishing someone on the plane had a bomb hidden in their underpants. I finally arrived to DC at midnight. The cab driver was less than excited to take me to a near hotel. I can't even describe his lack of interest. No biggie though, I had big plans for my morning... I don't know why I can't figure out the metro, one train coming and one going seems simple but its not. Thank god there is a pub within walking distance!....I will leave it at that, dear diary..