Parker Quotes

Youth group director: "WOW Parker, you are FAST!"
Parker: "Ya, I'm fast in real life too, it's really not a big surprise."

A day in the life of Elli

-Elli: "I can't even explain the thoughts that were going through my head while I was pouring my morning coffee and I hear 'just drink your beer man' outside my kitchen window....."

New Years Resolutions

Am I the only one that doesn't have a new year resolution to get in shape? Should I feel lazy? Or, should I realize that in 2 months when everyone else gives up they will feel like failures and I will still feel the same; Fat, lazy, and happy......

Just Sayin'

I have decided that Quizno's and Joe's Crab Shack hired the same monkey to oversee their advertising & marketing......

Miss Parker's love list

Parker has released her love list of 2010. She has compiled a list of people in her family starting with the one she loves most and moving on down. Here it is;

Sydney (Her older sister)
Shabby (Our dog)
Roxy (Her dog at her dad's house)
Dustin (My boyfriend)
Mom (me)
Dad
Meg (Dad's -much younger than me- girlfriend)

She assures me not to be upset about my placing because I'm not in last place.....