Parker Quotes

Parker - "Mom, were you ever one of those girls that dances on a pole?"

Starbucks & Parker

Parker - "Why are we at Starbucks on a Thursday?"
Mom - "Because I didn't have to ask you to floss your teeth, or put on a coat, you didn't try to sneak anything out of the house in your backpack...."

Parker - "So this is what it feels like to do what you're supposed to?!"

TCBY & Parker

Parker - "Mom, I need some money for TCBY"
Mom - "Look in my purse"
Parker - "There's only 2 bucks in here, where's that card?"
Mom - "What card?"
Parker - "You know, that card that buys ANYTHING!"